Rejuvenique is the Mad Mask Facial Toner That Leaves Even Casper Jealous

It’s the Rejuvenique mask that sets you off, right from the getgo. After that, there is no saving this thing. I mean-Friday the 13th? What about Vanilla Sky? Phantom of the Opera? What? No wonder someone got his mother the butcher knife to hold onto when she was wearing this Rejuvenique mask. One person, talking about this product, was simply speechless, although he did leave a link to a review of Rejuvenique. And of course, poor Linda Evans, what has Rejuvenique done to her? You wonder, what was she thinking? Because that classic sweetness and poise and sheer beauty-behind the mask-left people remembering instead her fight scene and pondering on wigs being torn off. At least someone thought to remember the entire name of this strange looking product. It is Rejuvenique RJV10KIT Facial Toning Mask Kit and there is the appeal to buy the thing to save his site. That is the special something about infomercials, they bring out the unexpected (or, what else can you expect) in their viewers. I wonder though, just from the sight of it, what would be the personality profile of one who would actually buy the Reuvinque mask online. Perhaps one with an inner eye who looks beneath the surface to the “energy pulsations” of the Rejuvenique toning mask that exercise the facial muscles and -oh crap-maybe we are the stranger ones, after all.

Vince Gets More Attention than His ShamWow Cloth

I have a feeling that Vince from ShamWow the host of the infomercial about the Shamwow cloths, will not be concerned that people are not talking as much about the Shamwow as they are about him. Because if what I hear is right, he is the owner of the product in the United States. At least, that is one of the things I heard, don’t quote me. Now if that is true, he would not mind if he is a bigger star than the Shamwow shammy because in that sense, he and the Shamwow are one. The Shamwow shammy cloth is a highly absorbent towel that Vince claims can absorb 20 times as much liquid as its own weight. Just for the record. I also don’t think Vince the ShamWow guy will mind being the larger focus of attention nonetheless, because apparently, he really wanted to be in the business. Show business, that is. And now, everyone in the world of blogdom and forums are talking about him as the Shamwow guy. Blame it on the Shamwow infomercial. Many who have seen the infomercial don’t know his name, but they talk of his headset, his hair, and compare him to a few things, some of them insulting. That, they say, is showbiz. One person called him Billy Mays but the world is fair, another called the Shamwow the “Shemwow.” Sometimes, the Shamwow has been mistaken for the Snuggie. Suddenly, because of this cloth or towel , Vince’s life is known piece by piece. He wrote, directed, and starred in the unsuccessful film, “The Underground Comedy Movie”. Afterwards, it was said he sued the Farrell brothers, Anna Nicole Smith, and the Church of Scientology. Less flattering comments–he was said to resemble one of the mental patients from an old film, “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”. “He creeps me out” one said. Said another, “Like watching a car wreck”. His vocal cadence was compared to a legendary siren. So finally, Vince has gottten some fame. People are curious about this man with the linear, upward spiked and gelled hair. And if he truly owns the Shamwow, he must be rich, too. He got some, if not everything that he has ever wanted. Well, some is often not close to most. We have heard tell that he was arrested for assault. But then, not everyone can be Johnny Depp.

Jeff Paul Promises Shortcuts to Internet Millions

Should I even feel sorry for Jeff Paul ? Here he is, trying so hard to help people through Jeff Paul’s Shortcuts to Internet Millions. And what response does he get for this effort? People talk about cleavage, cleavage, cleavage. Not about Shortcuts to Internet Millions or Jeff Paul, except to say that he looks sleazy. And it is only incidentally that one person said the cleavage (two sets of them) came with pretty faces. Okay. Jeff Paul may look a bit laced with scumbaggery if you will, or if you won’t. And maybe Jeff Paul’s infomercials teaching about Shortcuts to Internet Millions is not everyone’s scam of tea–I mean, cup of tea. Even his music is described as sleazy. So what good has ever been said about Jeff Paul’s infomercials on Shortcuts to Internet Millions? Marketing, one person said. Makes him want to throw his beer, call up and throw his money away, he added. Another one actually claims to have done it many times saying that he always stops what he is doing to order that product, has 15 of them, and not one time has he gotten the girl. And then there were those who said it outright, that this is a Jeff Paul Internet scam, period. But many have bothered to take the time to do the math, dividing the cleavage in half, then adding each portion as one to total four considering there are two cleavages in all. Ergo, four. Which seems to have taken up more time and math skills than the Jeff Paul’s 10 free internet businesses that are offered. Oh, well.

Dual Action Cleanse by Klee Irwin For Colon Cleansing

If Dual Action Cleanse creator Klee Irwin bothers to surf the net every now and then, (and who doesn’t), he would be bound to conclude that these days, it is not so much what someone said that is heard, but what others say about what someone else said. He should know. Because he talks in this infomercial about this colon cleanser called Dual Action Cleanse and as infomercials go, I suppose there is a lot that is said about it, much of which is repetitive, over and over, just to ensure that the product’s point comes across. So what do people talk about? Not colon cleansing , but instead, a very large green turd that is shown in a picture (quite shiny and with slow drippy quality). The second thing they will talk about is how a man investigates his daughter’s stool. Turd. Stool. Things like, is your stool as long as your child’s? Because if it’s not, there is something wrong. They do not remember colon cleansing . Call that either selective memory or shock effect or just plain humor or embarassment. But these days, things being as they are, it also becomes a tool (NOT stool) of marketing that would never have been made possible otherwise, were the net not available for everyone to speak their minds with a degree of anonymity. So this is what people are thinking. This is how they are reacting to the infomercial for Dual Action Cleanse. It sounds so crazy that it makes other people want to take a look at it. You wonder if the scriptwriter himself who put the Dual Action Cleanse infomercial together actually had that in mind. I mean, really. But then again, as a consumer, am I compelled to make use of the Dual Action Cleanse colon cleanser? Do I absolutely need to see any green bowel movement come right out of me easily and without a fight? Do I feel a need for buoyancy? Talking about groudity (a combination of gross and oddity), kill a cockroach and its blood is green. So– green turd? NOT.

Snuggie Backwards Robe Blanket Continues Its Reign of Stupidity

The Snuggie “Blanket with Sleeves” continues its popularity–both as something to buy and as something to laugh at! Here is a site that makes the Star Wars / Snuggie connection buy pointing out that the Snuggie looks like the Wookiee Life Day robe as seen on the Star Wars Holiday Special.

This person saw the commercial for the Snuggies Blankets and couldn’t stop laughing.

As you may know, the Snuggie ripped off the Slanket, which was the original fleece blanket with sleeves. But did you know that a product called Toasty Wrap ripped off the Snuggie recently? However, the Toasy Wrap Blanket (unlike the Snuggie) is endorsed by Montel Williams, so you know its good.

Many people have notice that the Snuggie backwards robe is much like the Chewbacca Life day robe (a precursor to the Snggies?). This person asks whether watching Chewbacca and family wearing Snuggies makes people actually want to buy a Snuggie.

Mr. T Cooks Up a Storm in the Flavor Wave Oven Turbo Infomercial

The Flavor Wave Oven Turbo is the latest model in the Flavorwave cooker series from Thane. (Previous versions of the product inluced the Flavorwave Oven Deluxe and the Flavor Wave Oven Platinum.)

The Flavor Wave oven itself isn’t too interesting; it cooks things like frozen turkey and the like.

But the amazing thing is that Mr. T stars in the Flavor Wave Oven Turbo infomercial! Yes, the same Mr. T who starred in the A-Team as B. A. Baracus, the same Mr. T who is is famous for saying, “I pity the fool” and “Stop your jibber jabber” is now the Mr. T who cooks recipes on the Flavor Wave Turbo infomercial.

This is really sad. Many of the old lines from the A-Team are now used by Mr. T to sell the Flavor Wave Oven Turbo. I never thought I would see a TV ad with Mr. T cooking in an apron, but here it is for the whole world to marvel at: Mr T as an infomercial oven pitchman

This Mr. T infomercial is an embarassement and just hard to watch for anybody, especially fans of Mr. T. After sheeing the Mr. T infomercial, one person made the comment, “I have lost faith in the world.” Maybe he just needs to earn enough to eat. Maybe he will be so ashamed that he will change his name back to Laurence Tureaud.

Snuggie Blanket with Sleeves is a Backwards Robe that Make You Look Like a Monk!

This winter there is a new fleece product around called Snuggie which is supposed to keep you warm. Here is the commercial for the Snuggie Blanket with Sleeves:

The Snuggie Blanket with Sleeves is really just a backwards robe! Why wouldn’t anyone just wear a robe?? Plus I can’t believe they show people wearing the Snuggies out in public. Snuggie makes you look like some kind of monk from the middle ages or maybe some kind of cult member! It may keep you warm but you’ll look like a total idiot.

They also act like the fact that the Snuggie has sleeves is some sort of a big selling point. But if you ever have to reach ro something won’t your hands get cold anyway?

Apparently, Snuggie is really just a rip-off an a similar product call the Slanket.

But the good thing is that there is a Buy 1, Get 1 Free offer, so your family can look twice as dumb! Get Snuggie and get the crap beat out of you today!

Magic Bullet to Go brings back the Magic Bullet cast

The infomercial for the Magic Bullet remains one of the most popular infomercials of all time. This is mainly because of its colorful cast of characters, including Hazel, the Magic Bullet’s resident cigarette hag. Many people frankly admit to watching this infomercial over and over, as one blogger put it “I Can’t Get Enough of The Magic Bullet Infomercial.” People keep posting about the Magic Bullet on message boards and writing reviews of the Magic Bullet infomercial.

Now an exciting sequel has arrived with the Magic Bullet To Go. In this Magic Bullet to Go infomercial, Hazel, Berman, Mick and Mimi return and participate in a camping trip and visit the beach. But here is the most shocking moment from the Magic Bullet to Go infomercial:

So the Magic Bullet To Go infomercial gives us Hazel and Berman hooking up! Yuck!!

No doubt this will make the Magic Bullet To Go as popular as the Magic Bullet on blogs, message boards and among TV viewers.

Funny Hawaii Chair Hula Exercise Chair Video

There is an infomercial for a product called the Hawaii Chair that features and absurd scene where office workers are using the motorized exercise Hawaii Chair while trying to get work done at their desks:

Even a self-described “massagoholic” would not buy the product after seeing that scene in the Hawaii Chair infomercial. Even people in other countries have remarked on just how dumb the Hawaii Chair infomercial is.

Clips from the Hawaii Chair infomercial have even been featured on the TV shows Ellen and Attack of the Show.

After seeing the video of the Hawaii Chair infomercial, many people think the Hawaii Chair must be some sort of joke or prank, but the Hawaii Chair is one piece of exercise equipment that is all too real.

Discussion of the Hawaii Hula Chair infomercial has come up on message boards and people really do have a hard time believing that the Hawaii Hula Chair infomercial reall isn’t some kind of a joke. The Hawaii Chair infomercial will probably go down as one of the all time greats!

The Hawaii Chair infomercial also has two catchy jingles: “Take the work out of your workout…The Hawaii Chair” and “If you can sit, you can get fit…The Hawaii Chair.”

Danny Vierra Almighty Cleanse Infomercial Combines the Bible and Colon Cleansing

Have you seen the infomercial for the Almighty Cleanse with Danny Vierra? This is an infomercial for a colon cleansing product called Almighty Cleanse and in the infomercial the creator Danny Vierra says that the Bible contains tons of natural health cures!

One blogger has noticed the combination of colon cleansing and scripture in the Almighty Cleanse infomercial and declares, “I Hope They Made Sure God Was on Board With This.”

On a hockey message board one poster mentions the Almighty Cleanse infomercial and wonders where he can find the full video.

Another blogger prefers the Klee Irwin Dual Action Cleanse infomercial but still recommends that people check out the Danny Vierra infomercial on TV because the Almighty Cleanse infomercial shows pictures of “a thick, black, rope-like bowel movement.”

Here is a person who offers a link to the ridiculous Almighty Cleanse infomercial with the phrase “Keep Ridiculous Infomercials Alive!! “

There is even a new version of the program being shown on television with Donald Barrett and Chloe Marshall on ITV. See a picture and read a review of the new Almighty Cleanse colon infomercial.