If you are a lover of juice, then you would probably have no qualms if you met somebody named the Juiceman. And who doesn’t love juice? There’s nothing more refreshing than one fresh from the loom—oh, that’s a t-shirt.
Enter Jay “The Juiceman” Kordich who claims his bladder cancer was cured by following a juice-intensive diet. Well, such things are not new to people who have chosen alternative routes to dealing with cancer. Whether they work or not is another question. But definitely, fresh juice from the fruit is healthy.
And Jay Kordich seems to have a killing personality where some people are concerned. His infomercial has gotten people calling in orders in droves, and Macy’s opened their own “Juice Centers” due to a demand created by Kordich, they say.
The juicer has gotten a sizeable number of fans, indeed. One woman was thrilled to meet Jay Kordich, who seems to be so persuasive that she was determined to get juicing on the spot. Even more, she described Kordich as “amazing”, “awesome”, and “intense”. The juicer, she said, worked well.
And yet, when you see his image in his Juiceman Juicer infomercial the white hair, et al seems a bit overwhelming. I mean, the eyebrows are huge. There is one thing good about this Juiceman juice machine though. When you look up people’s commentary on forums, you get exposed to all sorts of things, like text message writing.
Guess for example what srs means. Right! In text talk, srs means serious. I have learned however, that once you may discern the meaning of a text message on a forum, you have yet another challenge—discerning the sense or meaning or purpose of the sentence behind the puzzle. For example: “also, man juice is sumthin moar srs than wut u refrd 2”. Then you wonder, could srs mean sinister? I mean, talk Hebrew for heaven’s sake. At least they don’t use vowels but it worked for centuries.
Back to the Juiceman. The cancer remark, I can take. But this one took it way over the edge: “If you want to get real high, you need only to drink a glass of straight parsley juice. It’ll be the highest high you’ve ever had in your life, and the only side effect will be that it’ll put you in the restroom and you won’t come out for 7 days.”
I refuse to sit for the same length of time that it took for the world to be created.
